Lady : I forgot the name,
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 875 views
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or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
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"You are not getting older,
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When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
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YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
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Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!
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Dukandar:
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