Lady : I forgot the name,
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 750 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu To His Friend: Tell me one thing "Always I have seen, you have taken your wife only Night Clubs, Why?"
Friend: What to do yaar, "By the time she get free from makeup, no other places are open"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
Pathan. 3
Molvi.. kon kon se?
?
Pathan.
1.sabon
2.shampoo
aur
3.tolya>;-)
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi th ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya,Lekin marte marte bhi keh gaya ...
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Daaru to BRANDED hi peeta
tha..!!
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Saala liver hi LOCAL nikla ...
by pinkey (few years ago!)
Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)