4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron
4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron
k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi:
Oye sharam karo!
Neeche qabrein hain.
Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?
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