4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron

k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi:

Oye sharam karo!

Neeche qabrein hain.

Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 562 views

new plot

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Samajne ki kosish kro

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

True Politicial Story

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.

Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."

Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Pathan:4

Girl:Nhi!Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na

Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega..

Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Dost:5

Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)