Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1150 views

aj to che pene ka

Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka
maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na
mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .

Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .

Shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha:

jo bhi karwa raha hai
America karwa raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek murgi

ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What do you want

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dard kahan hai

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail
batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here,
then touches her earlobe and says here, then
touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai,
teri finger mien dard hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)