Ye scooty kab li
Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1273 views
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