Close-up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh rakhne ka,
Agar phir bhi white nahi hue,
Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1065 views

criminals kiyu apnay fingerprint

Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

papa jab sab shadi kar ke

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?

Papa: Beta aqal Badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replied, “Show me.” So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again. She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Double vaat

Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)