harpic use karnay ka
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh rakhne ka,
Agar phir bhi white nahi hue,
Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 645 views
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