Ladkiyaan Sabse Jayada Hot Kab Hoti Hai?
Ladkiyaan Sabse Jayada Hot Kab Hoti Hai?
Na Munna Na-Na,
Apni Soch Apne Paas Rakh,
Bechariyo Ko Jab Bukhar Hota Hai,
Tab Sabse Jayada Hot Hoti Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 514 views
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