1 Aadmi Doorbeen Se Asman Dekh Rha Tha
1 Aadmi Doorbeen Se Asman Dekh Rha Tha Pathan Bhe Pas Khara Ho Kar Dekhne Lga
Achank 1 Tara Tuta
Pathan Zor Se Chilaya:
“Wah Ustad Kya Nishana Hai.;-):
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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