Teacher: Peter, why r u late

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 835 views
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chal gari nikal

Agar Aap Laraii Jharga Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Ho To Apne Logo Ka Reaction
Ur dad-chal chod, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.
.. ... ...Ur mom-are Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister-bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya ??

Ur Lover-kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit ke Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

But Friend says

Gaadi Nikaal ghar se nikal ke marenge chal!

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Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order

Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer

Boss Was Hapy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Aranged Dem

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1 aadmi chaabi se

?1 aadmi chaabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha...

Ek Sardar use gor dekh raha tha
kuch der baad bola-

bhai sab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka Lagadu

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Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na

Santa:
Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi

Banta:Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na

Santa:Kisse Karta?
Niche Seat Pe Koi Nahi Tha Hi Nahi

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perfect log

Kuch log itne


Itne

Itne

Itne

Itne

"Perfect" hote hain k un k liye
Tareef k alfaz kam par jate hain
for Example

"Aap"

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Mujhe hi dekh lain!! ;-)

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Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they

Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they. Un key mukhtalif naam rakhey huey they or kabhi sahee naam sey yaad nahi kertey they

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Professor sahab ney apney dost ko kaha, “yeh aap ko tidda keh raha hey”

Dost bola, “ji nahi, yeh aap ko keh raha hey”

Professor sahab bohat eitamad sey boley, “Hargiz nahi, yeh aap hi ko keh raha hey, mujhey to yeh chohara kehtey hein”

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Memon in a Road

1 Memon Road Se Guzar Raha Tha
Achanak Usne Jhuk Kar
Road Se Kuch Uthaya
Aur Zoor Se Chillaya
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Poti B Aesi Kartai Hen
Jaisay Koi Samoosa Para Ho.

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santa tu kis din paida hua?

santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!

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Ghar se hamesha hansi ki awaz ati hai

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati
Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
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Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.

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Sardar Jie Calls Air India

Sardar Jie Calls Air India:
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