Santa:Tune apni B.V ko diamond ring kyo di? Vo car chahti thi.

Banta: Par me nakli car kahan se lau?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 650 views

Suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I m notice

Santa: yaar I m Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta:- Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railways Fatak Bhand hota hai
Tab
Tab
Tain Jarur aati ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jurwa Bachey

1 punjabi k gher main 2 bachey jurwan paida huway, to dadi boli:

Lo Dasso Hun tay pakistan day halaat vaikh k bachey vi kally aan tou dar day ney.....

(lo batao ab tu Pakistan key halat daikh key bachey bi akaily aney sey dartey hain)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country, America.

American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country,
America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country,
Japan.
Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can
read SMS in my country, Pakistan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)