Santa :Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

Banta : Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!

Santa :Kyun?
Banta : Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega
Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 820 views

Sardar

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus ko Chand pe bhejne ka faisla kiya.

Magar Marathi babus adhe raste se hi vapis aa gaye.

Marathi Babus said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand to hoga hi nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai

Dukandaar: Aur kya kya kaha hai tumhare papa ne?

Banti: Agar wo mota na de to, sharma uncle ki dukan se le aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

no electricity

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door.

A lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living Room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow Droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)