Height Of Ratta…
Height Of Ratta…
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A Man saw a little boy
crying he
approched him
and asked:” whats the
Matter..??
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Boy:” matter is any
substance that
occupies
space n have mass.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 872 views
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