Santa shayari karte hue
Santa shayari karte hue: insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain….
Insurance agent: kya?
Santa: insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logo ki biwiyo ke pas ghanto baith kar unke pati ke marne ke fayde samjhate hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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