Santa shayari karte hue

Santa shayari karte hue: insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain….

Insurance agent: kya?

Santa: insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logo ki biwiyo ke pas ghanto baith kar unke pati ke marne ke fayde samjhate hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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