Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha
Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha tha
Wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thi
Wo bar bar muje sir sey pao tak dekh rhi thi
Us ne muje ishara kya
Ma moqa pa k us k pas gya
Ahista sy pucha
G Farmaey
Usne sharmate hue kaha
"Bhai ap ny pent ulti pehni hui he"
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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