Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha

Usay pehli bar BuS me dekha tha
Wo mere samny wali seat par bethi thi

Wo bar bar muje sir sey pao tak dekh rhi thi

Us ne muje ishara kya
Ma moqa pa k us k pas gya
Ahista sy pucha
G Farmaey

Usne sharmate hue kaha
"Bhai ap ny pent ulti pehni hui he"
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 644 views
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