Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?

Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.

Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?

Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 566 views

Principal ROUND pe nikla.

Principal ROUND pe nikla.
Uss ne dekha 1 teacher 1 ladki
ko kiss kar raha hai.
.
PRICIPAL – what is this ??
.
Teacher – Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A man got a call from unknown number.

A man got a call from unknown number...

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number...

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Ladies fighting for a seat in bus…

2 Ladies fighting for a seat in bus…

Conductor:Who is more aged should sit here…

Both looked each other and the seat remained empty

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek dost apny friend say:

Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?

Dost:
To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)