chunti aur chunta
Once upon a time there was a hungry Chuunti.
She saw a piece of Gurr on his way.
She picked it up while she try to eat it.
She saw a Chuunta.
She left the Gurr and went with the Chuunta.
Mora: Gurr Naloon Ishq Mitha
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 964 views
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