Santa to banta

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi
hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha
dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 583 views
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