Professor and Munna Bhai
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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