Jail Ko Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hain
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte
hain..?
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2 Friend said: Kyun ki jail me khane mein sirf
"Hawa-aur-Laat" hi milti hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 611 views
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