Tumhara dost kese mara
Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he “to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 543 views
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