Pati Patni Ki GOD mein leta hua tha.

Pati Patni Ki GOD mein leta hua tha.

Patni: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?

Pati: Aise jaise Bhagwan shesh naag ki GodPati mein lete hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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