Pati Patni Ki GOD mein leta hua tha.
Pati Patni Ki GOD mein leta hua tha.
Patni: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Pati: Aise jaise Bhagwan shesh naag ki GodPati mein lete hon.
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