Masjid K Liye Chande Ki Appeel
Ho Rahi Thi,

1 Admi Ne Khare Ho K Kaha:
Mai Bulb Lagwa Dun Ga

Dosra:
Mai Pankha Lagwa Dun Ga

Pathan Josh Me:
Hum Cable Lagwa De Ga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 907 views

Undefined Things Of Boys

Tum na bahut woh ho (now what the hell is 'woh')

Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever know what was their 'umeed')

Tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi (they will themselves change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I AM A VERY FATHER

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya 0r Dr ko Bohat Maara..

Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?

Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patient: Doctor

Patient: Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? Once a doctor was treating his patient with pneumonia but the patient died of typhus.

Funny Doctor: Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Son was Poor in maths

Osama's Son was Poor in maths
Osama Hired a Teacher for him:---

On Very first Day:===
Teacher to Osama's son: how u would divide 4 apples among 5 people ???

Osama's Son: By Killing an Extra Man...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)