1sardar Ko Muslsal

1sardar Ko Muslsal I LOVE U K SMS Araha Tha

2nd srdar:aj to buhat LOVE K mesage Aa Rhy he.

1st sardar O Paji,aj Ghlti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ly aya hun:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 598 views
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