PATHAN:
Aaj Hum Ne Pani Ko Pagal Bnaya

2ND PATHAN:
Wo Kaisy?

1st PATHAN:
Hum Ne Nahany K Liye Pani Garam Kia
Aur
Thanday Pani Se Naha Liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views

funny

Two Factory Workers R Talking
The Woman Says I Can Make
The Boss Give Me The Day Off
The Man Replies
Nd
How Would U Do That?”
The Woman Says
Just Wait Nd See
She Then Hangs Upside
Down 4rm The Ceiling
The Boss Comes In Nd Says
What R U Doing
The Woman Replies
I’m A Light Bulb.
The Boss Then Says
U’ve Been Working So Much
That U’ve Gone Crazy
I Think U Need To Take The Day Off
The Man Starts To Follow Her
Nd
The Boss Says
Where R U Going?
The Man Says
I’m Going Home
Too. I Can’t Work In The Dark
3:
Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence
That Starts With An “I”
Student: I Is The
Teacher: Stop! Never Put ‘Is
After An “I”
Always Put ‘Am’ After An “I”
Student: Ok. I Am
The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Budget 2015

Budget 2015

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Zaroori Note:Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareedega,usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.
Aur

Petrol Free dekhaya jaye ga

by sana (few years ago!)

Bachy Ko Pani Dainy Se

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
.
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Maaa

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink

And took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes
Looked at the girl and said ,’maaa!’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Charsi qabristan

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police: Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi: Abu K Lia Dua.
Police: Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)