Husband was busy watching cricket.

Wife Came in a New Dress & Askd Him:

Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?
Husband Clapped n Shouted
.
''CHHAKKA"
His funeral is at 8 am tomorrow.X_X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 564 views

Hai Na Dunya Gol

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police ne kutian

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia

Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita

Sardar:Mai aakhya himat hai te
kaly kaly ao

Dost:Fir ..?

Sardr:Fir sarian ne wari wari

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar USA mein tha 1

Sardar USA mein tha 1
building mein aag lag gae

Sardar fire fighter se:
tum logo ko nechey phainko
... main catch karon ga.

Pehle 1 larka aya
phir 1 larki
phir admi
phir aurat
Sardar ne sab ko pakar liya

Phir 1 habshi aya to
Sardar ne chor diya aur bola

o kanjro jehray sarr gaye
ne o te na sutto...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamari dosti

Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...
1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)