shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra
Pathan: shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra
Pathan's dad:kia hua?
Pathan: isne mri chaaye me Tawez milaya hyBv rotay hue: wo "Tawez" nai....."Tea Bag" hy.
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