In 2020 girl:" Dekh yar kya item jaa raha
In 2020 girl:" Dekh yar kya item jaa raha
hai..Oye Murgey Tera mobile No.. Kya hai.. ??
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Boy:"Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nai hai
kya.. ??
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Girl:"baap n bhai sab hai, par tu nai hai na
chikne...:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
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MS Excel
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“MS Dhoni”.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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