Molvioun ki bus ja rhi thi

Molviyon ki Bus Ja rahi thi
1 Ne Kaha jb b raste Me
Larki Nazr Aye to
ASTAGFIRULLAH
prhna
Kafi der bad 1 Ne Kaha
ASTAGFIRULLAH
Baqi Boly
Kahan hai
kahan hai….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 642 views
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