Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

Once Laloo was coming out of airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told
Laloo “WAIT SIR“…
For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 923 views
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