"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"

"I push them away!"

"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"

The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 996 views

What Problem

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’ :-)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Paida Huye Aur Unhon ne Kahan Taleem Hasil Ki?
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PATHAN: Wo Hospital Main Paida Huye Aur School Main Taleem Hasil Ki.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

once pathan replied

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan vs son

Pathan:beta 2 bister kiun laga rahe ho?
Son:ghar pe 2 guest arahe hain.
Pathan:kon
son:ami k bhai aur mere mamun aa rahe hain.
Pathan:aik aur bi laga do mera bi sala aa raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)