Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje 1 bhoot 2nd bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h

koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1041 views

kya baat

Chote log
"PAISE"
Ki bat krte hen


Bare log
"TIME"
Ki bat krte hen



Khobsurat log
"BAAT"
Hi nahi krte

,

,

Wo sirf
"SMS"
Krte hen

Meri Tarah..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Customer: Sardarji lassi me

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek murgi

ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mithai rekhi hai

Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera
dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut
h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)