Phatan ki zuban
2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?
Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 750 views
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