Jo Ander Aane K Liye

Teacher:Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga

Eng Child: May I Come In?

Urdu Child: Mai Andr A Skta Ho?

Memon: Achivina

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