Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls
Boys: “Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls”
Girl: “Any Proof?”
Boy: “You Always Say Intelligents, But You Never Say Intelliladies“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 740 views
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