GOLU Dosto K Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane

GOLU Dosto K Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaya

ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke Bahar Aa Gya Bahar Aake Bola-

Oye! Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahi Bani Hai Yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 623 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya

Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main
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Grl frnd.Kiya?

Boy Friend :(English Anti lice) shampoo..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Tu Sochti Hai Ki Main Roz Aish Karta Hoon!

Husband Makes Whisky Peg & Gives To Wife: Le Pi Isko

Wife Tastes & Says:
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Husband: Aur Tu Sochti Hai Ki Main Roz Aish Karta Hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko

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Sheikh:

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Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!

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Pathan ko koi mob pe tung karta tha.

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Shadi me Jin a gya

Shadi me Jin a gya.

Jin ko dekh k Lrkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai.

1 Buzurg ne kha Sari Lrkiyan wazu kr k ayen.sb wazu kr k ayin tu.
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.

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3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi,

Ek Ne GANA Sunaya,
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Aur Socho

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