Santa:I know an engaged couple
Santa:I know an engaged couple who hav a prblm.Banta:Wat is d prblm
Santa:She wants 2 mary him wen he is not drunk he wont mary her wen he is sober
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views
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dekha ?
Pather Uthaiyay Qismat Azma-aye.
Us nay pathar uthaya tu dusri taraf likha huwa
tha ?
kesi dusray Bewa-Qoof k liayy Rakh dain
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Nurse :
Mubarak Ho ! Sardarji..
Aap Papa Ban Gaye”
Sardarji :
Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna..
Main Usey SURPRISE Doonga..!
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santa: Jab me chhota tha tab me is ped pe chad jata tha. banta: wo kaise? santa: tab ye ped bhi chhota tha na yaar...
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sy kyn ja rahy ho
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Newly married couple
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Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai
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Husband:
Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho
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Koi Manzil Dikhai Na De
Koi Apna Dikhai Na De
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Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
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by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.
Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
by lescol (few years ago!)
Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......
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