class me ghada
Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye?
Studnt: sir, ap ne hi to bola tha k ap ghade ko b insan bana dete ho so mai isi lye is k le aaya hun. :
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 814 views
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