An Honest Politician and A Generous Lawyer
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
Which one picked it up?
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Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 947 views
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