Lawer fees
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee
schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his
papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58
cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule,"
retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 920 views
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