A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee
schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his
papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58
cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule,"
retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 627 views

Qaza Namaz

Ek phatan ne spni qaza namaz ada kerne ka socha

Namaz se pehle onchi awaz main niat ki

2 rakat namaz fajar qaza, 2 November 1985, Allah o Akbar

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Fail hone ki waja

Teacher:tum jante hu tumhare fail hone ki sub se bari waja kia hai?

Student:han madam fail hone ki asl waja exam hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun

Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai

Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chief Minister of Bihar

After having become the chief minister of bihar, laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth chief minister he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.

Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption "laloo, third from left"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

happy life

A happy life is not about chasing a man,
or even having a man,
but about being the best woman you can be

by @irha@ (few years ago!)