A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 645 views

Hamara Bhi Aik Joray Bana Do

Khaan Sahib Ko Kisi Ne Btaya
K JORAY Asmanon Per Bantay Hain

KHAN SAHIB Bohat Khush Hoye
Foran Bazar Gaiye
Ik Bohat Hi Barhya Sa KAPRA Liya

Wapis Aiye
Or Asmaan Ko Dekh Ker Bolay
Hamara Bhi Aik Joray Bana Do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Boy Gets A Mark Of Her

Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face And The Boy Gets A Mark Of Her Lipstick Ladka:Ye Kya Kiya

Ladki:Kuch Achchha Krne Me Dag Lage To DAAG To ACCHE He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?

Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher ne dusri class ke ek

Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao

Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao
Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Du dost class main late aye

Du dost class main late aye, teacher pehle se: tum late kiun howey?,

pehla larka: mera 5 rupess gumm ho gay thy,

ustad doosry larke se: aur tum?

sir main unn per paon rakh kar khara tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)