A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 963 views

Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop

Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop
Shopkeeper:Ur Dog is eating my Fruits

Lady:- Shona,Dont eat d Fruit without washing them

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan in janaza

4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:



Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Police

When I Saw You Driving Down The Road, I

When I Saw You Driving Down The Road, I Guessed 55 At Least. "Youre Wrong, Officer, Its Only My Hat That Makes Me Look That Old.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
.
Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Tcher 2 Student

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)