The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 757 views

Beta Ans sheet par

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hai

Teacher: Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hai?

Pathan (Bohat Soch K):
Dekho Madam,
Akhbar Mein Hum Rotiyan La Sakta Hai, Magar Radio Mein Nahi…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Headlights not working

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife called Her Husband.

Wife called Her Husband..!!!

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sar dard ki goli

Banta: Ek sar dard ki goli dena
Santa Chemist: Thora sochane ke baad, Sar dard
hone ki to koi goli nahi aati

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)