Omer qaid
Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye
Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo,
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After Case
Qatil: Kya Howa?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi,
Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 797 views
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