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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1288 views
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