Pyar me Zuban chup ho
Pyar me
Zuban
chup ho to
Ankhen
Bolti H
Ankhen
chup hon to
Hont
Bolte H
Hont
chup ho to
Dil Bolta H
Or agr Dil
chup ho to
.
.
.
Molvi bolta H
“4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza frz-e-kfaya”
“ALLAH O AKBAR”
GAME OVER!
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