Sahi Jawab To Hona Hi Tha

Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha

Madam: “Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?”
Ladka: “Hathi”

Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Boli.

Madam: “Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?”

Ladka Masumiyat Se: “Mumbai Ke Don Hai”

Madam: “Shaabash, Haathi Sahi Jawab Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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