Sahi Jawab To Hona Hi Tha
Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha
Madam: “Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?”
Ladka: “Hathi”
Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Boli.
Madam: “Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?”
Ladka Masumiyat Se: “Mumbai Ke Don Hai”
Madam: “Shaabash, Haathi Sahi Jawab Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1097 views
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