Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1109 views

A nerd

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his
friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did
you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Bhri Bus

?1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.

Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”

Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I Am So Intelligent

Teacher: Batao cold drink
Nuqsan deti he ya faida?

Student: ager koi pila de
To faida agr plani pr jae
To nuqsan;
(-_-)
<)(>
_//_
O My God I Am So
Intelligent

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl: how many times do you shave

Girl: how many times do you shave in a day?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: What, are you mad???
Boy: No I am a barber…!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)