Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 600 views

Sachha Dost Hi Dost Ka Hamdard Hota Hai

Ek Admi Jo Ki Abhi Jawan Hi Tha Accident Ki Wajah Se Mar Gaya, Uski Bahut Hi Sunder Biwi Thi.
Jis Din Uska Antim Sanskar Tha To Us Admi Ka Ek Tharki Dost Uski Biwi Ke Pas Pahuncha Aur Bola

Dost: “Kya Main Suresh Ki Jagah Le Sakta Hoon?”
Biwi: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Mujhe Koi Aitraz Nahi Par Qabristan Walon Se Puch Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj humara jumaah ka

Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!

Dost:kese yara?

Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..

Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se

Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
"Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya"
.
Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa-Kal meri biwi

Santa-Kal meri biwi kuwe me gir gyi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.

Banta-Ab kaisi hai.?

Santa-Ab theek hi hogi. Kal se kuwe se awaz nhi ayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum ziyada kha rahi hu

Shekh and his girlfriend on a romantic enenin having chipps
girl friend:kia dekhte ho?
Shaikh: tu mujh se ziyada chpis kha rahi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)