-banta tum kyon ro rahe ho?

Santa:-banta tum kyon ro rahe ho?

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Santa:-ohh,kya wo tumne pala tha.

Banta :-nahin,per mujhe iski kabr khodne ka kaam mila hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 918 views
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