4 Sardar train

4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe thay 2 charh gay train mein logon ny kaha
WELDONE

Sardar: khaak well done?
Jaana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhorhnay aaye thay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 770 views
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