Sardar se kisi ny kaha
Sardar se kisi ny kaha,
INDIAN,
flag may tmhara kia hy,
Green4 muslim,
white4 christ,
orang4 hindu,
nothing 4u,
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1206 views
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