Sardarji calls Air India
Sardarji calls Air India,
“How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,”says the receptionist,
“Thank you.” says the Sardar and
hangs up!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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