It was sardar’s wedding anniversary. His wife asked:
Shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?

Sardar:
Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views

Teacher 2 Student

Teacher 2 Student s : Copy Per Train Banao Ma5

mint Mein Ati Hun .

10 mint Baad ,

Teacher : Train Dikhao ?

Student : Aap Late Hogayi Train 5 Mint Pehle Chali Gai …….!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya

Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya
to uss ke bhanje ne fone
uthaya.
.
.
Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do.
.
.
Bacha: Aap ka name?
.
.
Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai.
.
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jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha
usse sunn kar larki behosh ho
gayi.
.
.
uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
.
.
.
.
.
"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Papu
Plumber "likha hua tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

4 Pathaan Train Kay Pichaye Bhag Rahe Thay
2 Charh Gay

To Train Ma Logo Ny Kaha

Weldone

Pathaan: Khaaak Well Done?

Jana To Unho Ny Tha
Ham Toh Chornay Aye Thay.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Wife Husband And A Boyfriend

1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
,
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR USKE Boy Frnd KO
PITNE LGA.
.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
,
DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
.
(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le jata h na kisi or ko
ghumane deta he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:

jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata?

Zakhmi LARKI

(Ghussay Se) :

Gee Nahi

Wo Reengta

howa Meray Qareeb Aaya’

Or,

Nihayat Adab Se

Pyaar Se

Or,

Sharma kr

Bola

Baji !!! THAAA !!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)