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Itna Hi Kafi Hai Mere Liye

Santa Ne Ek Number Milaya, To Aage Se Ek Computrizd Female Voice Aayi.

“Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai”

Santa: “Arrey Balance Ko Goli Maar Janu, Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kafi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: “Ji Ek Raat Kaatni Thi

Santa Door Kisi Shehar Mein Apne Friend Ki Shadi Mein Gaya.

Par Raste Mein Kisi Wajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi Aur Vo Chalte Chalte Ek Gaanv Mein Pahunch Gaya.

Toh Santa Sochta Hai Kisi Ke Ghar Hi Raat Kaat Lete Hai, Yeh Soch Kar Woh Ek Ghar Ka Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai.

Santa: “Ji Apke Ghar Mein Raat Gujarni Hai, Subah Chala Jaunga”

Aadmi: “Yeh Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai, Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte”

Santa Doosre Darwaje Par Aise Hi Pooochta Hai, Wahaan Bhi Ek Lady Bolti Hai Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte.

Kai Jagah Yahi Sunne Ko Milta Hai, Toh Last Mein Kuch Sochkar Ek Aur Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai Aur Poochta Hai.

Santa: “Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Kya?”

Aadmi: “Haan, Kya Karna Hai Bolo”

Santa: “Ji Ek Raat Kaatni Thi.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar

Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”

Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai?”

Bhikhari Khushi Se : “Ji Hain”

Santa: “To Sale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Ek Pathan

Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.

Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”

Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar Do Saale Ko.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha

Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: “Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain”

Santa Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha To Waha Susu Kar Diya.

Fir Muskura Kar Bola: “Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: “80 Kg Sir

Santa Interview Dene Gaya Office Ke Door Per Ja Ke Bola.

Santa: “May I Come In Sir?”

Officer: “Wait Please”

Santa: “80 Kg Sir.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Modern

Santa Ki Modern Sali Ne Usko Office Jate Waqt Kaha

Sali: “See You In The Evening”

Santa Gusse Mein: “Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga Saali, English Mein Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Bar

Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.

Manager Santa Ka Interview Lete Hue Question Puuchta Hai.

Manager: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”

Santa: “Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui”

Manager: “Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Or Banta Train

Santa Or Banta Train Ke Pichhe Bhaag Rahe The.

Santa Kisi Tarha Se Train Par Chad Gaya To Train Ke Dibbe Mein Bethe Logo Ne Kha “Well Done – Well Done“.

Santa: “Abe Kya Khaak Well Done, Jana To Usne Tha Mein To Sirf Chhodne Aaya Tha.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Abe Judge Ki To Sharam Kar

Santa Ki Ek Accedient Karne Ki Wajah Se Court Mein Pesh Kiya Jata Hai.

Judge Logo Ki Tarhaf Dekh Kar Bolta Hai.

Judge: “Order, Order”

Santa: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink”

Judge: “Shut Up!”

Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere Yar Ki Shadi Thhi?

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Thha.

Santa: “Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khatt Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?”

Banta: “Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khatt Mila Hi Nahi.”

Santa: “Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Wife

Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.

Nurse: “Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai”

Santa: “Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Santa Apne

Ek Bar Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Bathroom Mein Nahane Ke Liye Gaya, Aur Aakar Banta Se Bola.

Santa: “Yaar, Tera Bathroom Hai To Bahut Bhadiya, Par Bathtub Bada Chota Hai, Usmein Se Jug Se Pani Nikal Kar Nahana Pada”

Banta: “Arrey Yaar Tu Bhi Na, Lagta Hai Latrine Mein Naha Aaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Reliance 3G CDMA Akhir Hai Kya?

Ek Baar Santa Ne Reliance Ka Mobile Purchase Kiya Or Banta Ko Dikhate Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Ek Bat Mujhe Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Mein Aayi”

Banta: “Konsi?”

Santa: “Yaar Reliance Ke Phone Ke Piche 3g Cdma Kyun Likha Hota Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Yaar Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, 3g Cdma Ka Matlab Hai = 3 Gujrati Chor – Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)